The Rants of Mister P

Reindeer Games

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.
But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?

Now wait a minute. If Rudolph is the MOST FAMOUS reindeer of all, why are we being asked if we know him? If he's the most popular one, then shouldn't the song go

You know Rudolph.
But do you recall Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen?

I swear, Christmas makes no sense whatsoever.