Thursday, October 12, 2006
Lost Sucks
There. I've said it. I am the first to admit that I don't understand what is going on. Not that anyone does, but I can't even remember who is alive or dead or still on the island. I don't even know if they're still punching in the numbers or not. But even people who do follow the show very closely will say "Lost is great! It's my favorite show! They just better start giving us some answers soon." Here's the thing: people were saying that exact same thing LAST year. So we gave Lost an entire second season to start delivering the goods and we got squat. Now it's season 3. Oh! We know Sawyer's first name! La-de-frickin' da. And when was the last time anything good happened to any of the characters? I think it may have been when Hurley found the jar of peanut butter. Great.
The writers of Lost are laughing at us, America. I am absolutely convinced that they don't know what's going on either. There is no master plan. They're just making it up as they go along. It's time for all of us to stand together and say "we're sick of your crap" and change the channel.
There. I've said it. I am the first to admit that I don't understand what is going on. Not that anyone does, but I can't even remember who is alive or dead or still on the island. I don't even know if they're still punching in the numbers or not. But even people who do follow the show very closely will say "Lost is great! It's my favorite show! They just better start giving us some answers soon." Here's the thing: people were saying that exact same thing LAST year. So we gave Lost an entire second season to start delivering the goods and we got squat. Now it's season 3. Oh! We know Sawyer's first name! La-de-frickin' da. And when was the last time anything good happened to any of the characters? I think it may have been when Hurley found the jar of peanut butter. Great.
The writers of Lost are laughing at us, America. I am absolutely convinced that they don't know what's going on either. There is no master plan. They're just making it up as they go along. It's time for all of us to stand together and say "we're sick of your crap" and change the channel.
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Well, Jerry Seinfeld was laughing at us too. You know, for being addicts of a show about absolutely nothing. TV - just carrying on the tradition.
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