Thursday, November 24, 2005

Five Holiday Songs Which Need to be Retired For Good

1. Manheim Steamroller's Deck the Halls - It's not 1982 anymore. We're no longer impressed using synthesizers to make music.
2. Adam Sandler's Chanukah Song - It was almost funny 10 years ago. Lots of Jews in Hollywood. Got it. Ha Ha.
3. Twelve Days Of Christmas - It's just too damn long. But if you must sing it this year, I am encouraging people to go with "Three Freedom Hens".
4. Feliz Navidad - The entire song is just two sentences long. Repeated over, and over, and over. Ay Caramba.
5. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Grandma's dead. Let her rest in peace.

I love Christmas songs, but here are some more that should GO...
1. The Rod Stewart / Dolly Parton mutilization of Baby its Cold Outside
2. That terrible, unmelodious song by Paul McCartney
3. All 65 diva versions of "This Is My Grown Up Christmas List"
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