The Rants of Mister P

I went to Best Buy today, and it was packed. There were hundreds of people lined up outside. Apparently the rock and roll music group Down Syndrome was there autographing record albums. Or Down System. System of The Down. Something like that. Anyway, there were all these poor angst-ridden people dressed in black with pieces of metal sticking out of their skin in places it shouldn't be. A news helicopter was overhead, filming the event. Normally, this would be a time for the crowd to excitedly wave at the camera; instead, some of them chose to give the chopper the bird. Lovely.

Back in my day, our record signings were much cooler. Here's the autographed copy of Samantha Fox I got when she appeared at Record Town in Colonie, New York. Oh yeah baby.