The Rants of Mister P

Wild Kingdom

Boy, what a crazy weekend I had! First, I found a cute stray kitty cat I decided to adopt.


When I was taking her home, I was chased by a pack of wolves!


I ran as fast as i could into the jungle to escape, only to meet up with a ferocious man-eating tiger!


Fortunately, I was rescued by a family of chimpanzees who raised me as one of their own.


I was finally able to tie a message to hawk to send for help. Phew!