Sunday, August 15, 2004
Olympics
I prefer the Winter Olympics; hardly anyone gets hurt during the summer games. If a skiier crashes at 85 mph going down a slope, you get to see a spectacular wipeout. If a runner trips, you get a scraped knee. The most we can hope for during the summer is that someone will smash their head on the bar/board (thanks Greg).
I mostly enjoyed the openning ceremonies. I liked the flying people and the 3D laser show. But Bjork? BJORK?! Did we learn nothing from the strangled goose? And what was with all the winkies during the ceremony? Somebody call John Ashcroft! We have to protect our children from this smut! From now on, no one under 18 should be allowed to watch sporting events.
Does anyone else find it odd that the gymnasts of today look like the weightlifters of 20 years ago? I don't know what they're feeding kids in Boogavaria these days, but it ain't Ho-Hos and chocolate milk.
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I prefer the Winter Olympics; hardly anyone gets hurt during the summer games. If a skiier crashes at 85 mph going down a slope, you get to see a spectacular wipeout. If a runner trips, you get a scraped knee. The most we can hope for during the summer is that someone will smash their head on the bar/board (thanks Greg).
I mostly enjoyed the openning ceremonies. I liked the flying people and the 3D laser show. But Bjork? BJORK?! Did we learn nothing from the strangled goose? And what was with all the winkies during the ceremony? Somebody call John Ashcroft! We have to protect our children from this smut! From now on, no one under 18 should be allowed to watch sporting events.
Does anyone else find it odd that the gymnasts of today look like the weightlifters of 20 years ago? I don't know what they're feeding kids in Boogavaria these days, but it ain't Ho-Hos and chocolate milk.
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