The Rants of Mister P

This time he means it. No, he really, REALLY means it



You are going to be attacked!
Oh no! When?
Dunno.
Where?!
Dunno.
How??!!
Dunno.
Can I do anything to save myself?!
Be alert.


Thanks John. If I see a guy pointing a missile launcher at my car I'll be sure to contact the appropriate law enforcement agencies.