The Rants of Mister P

My mother is quite familiar with my... "issues" when it comes to flying. She called me up today, laughing hysterically. She wanted to know what I thought about the flight she was about to book: She's flying Memorial Day Weekend (strike 1), on American Airlines (strike 2), leaving Boston (strike 3) arriving in Washington D.C. (strike 4).

There is not enough alcohol in all of Los Angeles that would get me on that plane.