The Rants of Mister P

I know what you're thinking: "Golly Mister P., great Photoshop job... that mouth almost looks real!" Alas, truth is stranger than fiction my friends. This is an un-retouched image, her choppers really are that freaky looking.

This movie is the holiday season's "put a bullet in my head" film. No male should see this movie. I don't want to hear "my girlfriend wanted to see it" or "I had no choice, I had to take my wife." You're a Man, start acting like one. Do NOT get suckered into this.