Tuesday, July 01, 2003
In Your Face Dr. Atkins
I'm going to write my own diet/health book; I got my results back from Starfleet Medical.
For starters, there's the low blood pressure of 102/70.
Cholesterol level 176 (200 is normal)
LDL ("Bad") Cholesterol of 111 (under 130 is good)
HDL ("Good") Cholesterol is 47 (over 40 is good)
So my diet of Mountain Dew, Oreos, and chocolate frosting is paying off.
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I'm going to write my own diet/health book; I got my results back from Starfleet Medical.
For starters, there's the low blood pressure of 102/70.
Cholesterol level 176 (200 is normal)
LDL ("Bad") Cholesterol of 111 (under 130 is good)
HDL ("Good") Cholesterol is 47 (over 40 is good)
So my diet of Mountain Dew, Oreos, and chocolate frosting is paying off.
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