Friday, June 13, 2003

But it's lovely this time of year

My mother is insane.

She sent me an email message asking if I would like to join her on a vacation to Europe as a Christmas present. What a wonderfully generous offer. And where does she want to go? London? Paris? Ireland? Not my mother. She's going to Bosnia.

Yes, Bosnia. You know, the place with that little misunderstanding between the Muslims and the Serbs.

You see, Bosnia is in the heart of the Holy Land. And it seems that in 1981 the Blessed Virgin Mary appeared to some children there and has been making regular appearances ever since. So my mother thinks this makes it a perfect vacation resort, and found a tour group heading there later this year. Merry Christmas! Happy Jihad!

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