The Rants of Mister P

I am declaring Shenanigans against the FOX network. For months they have been hyping "Married By America", where viewers would play matchmaker and then 2 people who never met would get married. Well, that's not exactly true. They don't have to get married. They just have to get engaged, or as FOX puts it "make the commitment of a lifetime". But if these people are shallow enough to be on a show like this, their engagement will mean nothing. So yes, what I'm saying is that the show isn't sleazy enough. Shenanigans.