Tuesday, December 10, 2002

Life Goals

Setting life goals for yourself is important. Where do you see yourself in 6 months? A year? 10 years? Maybe you want to get a certain job. Maybe you want to lose weight. Maybe you want to get married. As for me, I have a new goal: To become a TiVo Star Subscriber.

TiVo selects customers to be featured on their website. Right now, their Star Subscriber is little 6 year old Rachel. Her parents are so proud because she can find Barney on TiVo. Look sweetheart, you don't need a freaking TiVo to find Barney. They only play it 37 times a day. Or you could just pop in one of the two dozen videotapes you have thrown all around the living room and watch Barney Goes to Camp for the 300th time. Why don't you try to find the 1972 Russian-language version of Solaris? That's what I'm doing with MY TiVo.

Enjoy your reign while it lasts, missy. You're going down. I will become the TiVo Star Subscriber and then people will see what a REAL couch potato is like.

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