The Rants of Mister P

I spent Thanksgiving at my cousins house. They recently added two new bedrooms to the house for their 7-year-old twins, my godchildren. Kayla showed me her room first, and was very excited to show off her closet where she kept all her toys. Then Cody wanted to show me what he had in his closet. He slid open the door to reveal a crumpled up magazine ad taped to the inside wall: the ad featured a woman in a skimpy bikini. Being his Godfather, I felt it was my duty to set him upon the proper moral path. I told the 7-year-old "you shouldn't objectify women like that." There, my job is done.