Monday, August 19, 2002
How much is that doggie in the gas chamber?
For 10 months, the United States military has been devastating Afghanistan, in an attempt to erradicate terrorism. Yet our primary target, Osama bin Laden, still eludes us. The world's greatest military force combined with the most technologically advanced intelligence the world has ever known has been unable to locate bin Laden. But that is about to change.
As if we didn't have enough reasons to go after al Qaeda, now we find out they're puppy killers.
This means that the U.S. will be releasing a far more deadlier force in its War On Terror: PETA.
al Qaeda might be able to survive Stealth Bomber runs, but they're no match for crazed vegetarians.
They're coming after you, bin Laden. And they're wearing faux fur.
(special thanks to the crazy lady in the office for coming up with this military strategy.)
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For 10 months, the United States military has been devastating Afghanistan, in an attempt to erradicate terrorism. Yet our primary target, Osama bin Laden, still eludes us. The world's greatest military force combined with the most technologically advanced intelligence the world has ever known has been unable to locate bin Laden. But that is about to change.
As if we didn't have enough reasons to go after al Qaeda, now we find out they're puppy killers.
This means that the U.S. will be releasing a far more deadlier force in its War On Terror: PETA.
al Qaeda might be able to survive Stealth Bomber runs, but they're no match for crazed vegetarians.
They're coming after you, bin Laden. And they're wearing faux fur.
(special thanks to the crazy lady in the office for coming up with this military strategy.)
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