Monday, July 29, 2002

To Mr. & Mrs. Proud Minivan American:

Thank you for all your support since September 11th. It meant a lot back in October when you picked up your $5.99 plastic American flag at K-Mart to put on your car. I know it was quite a sacrifice to have to take down the "Go Lakers!" flag to make room for the Red, White & Blue. On behalf of all red-blooded Americans, I salute your courage. But you know what? That flag isn't red white and blue anymore. It's more of an orange, beige and teal. Old Glory might survive 110 stories of rubble crashing down upon her, but she's no match for 10 months of L.A. sunshine. So do us all a favor: take down the flag. Your patriotism is well-noted.

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